I'm Liza, and I enjoy painting and fun things. I'm a bad driver, I live in a bad town, and I frolick in badassedness. Is that a word? It is now!

I also enjoy European techno dance music, hot showers in the winter, cold things in the summer, food, games of great fun, pretty things, shiny things, things that glitter, funny people and the Daily Show of which is followed by the Colbert Report.

I'm vain, too.

My twin sister is a self-proclaimed God by the name of Jenn, my best friend is a Mexican with a large family. I tend to be sighted in the bowels of Stockton with a large group of mixed races. My older brother lives in a hick state (no offense, mainly to those in the east...southeast...not Florida....whatever) after his adventures in Iraq during time in the Armed Forces. My mother likes to cook and my pops is an unbearded Grizzly Adams who lives in the woods down South and makes beer.

Hm. Would that make him a "Samuel Adams"?

I work in an office where I skillfully and swiftly fling rubberbands at my favorite Secretary-boss, run around distributing mail, write letters, Pleadings, Trusts and good ol' fashioned Wills.

I'm also an incredibly tall woman with long red hair, green eyes, a dazzling smile, cute cheek dimples, and I'm currently dating a Transformer of the Autobot variety. No, you did not just read that last run-on sentence.